Necessary Evil

WHAT I SMASHED

DEAR DIARY,

THIS PAST WEEK I HAVE SMASHED MANY THINGS. FIRST I SMASHED THE FACE OF A GROUP OF SISSY ROBOT MEN, BUT ONLY AFTER TELLING THEM HOW THEY WERE AS FAIL AS THEIR FATHERS CONDOM. THEN I SMASHED SOME PITIFUL CEMENT WALLS BECAUSE THEY WERE IN MY WAY. HEHEHE SILLY WALLS. I RESCUED SOME PRETTY GURL AND SOME OTHER PRETTY GURL TOO. THE OTHER ONE RAN AWAY CAUSE SHE WAS FRIGHTENED BY MY SUPERIOR MUSCLES AS SHE SHOULD BE. I LET HER RUN AWAY BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GETS AWAY FROM ME UNLESS THEN LEAVE AS GROUND MEAT HAHAHA SMASH!!!!
I MET THE GUY IN A MASK NAMED, IS MASK WAS NOT A GOOD LOOKING AS MINE AND HE IS VERY PUNY BUT IF HE SHOWS ME THINGS TO SMASH HE IS NOT TO BAD. HE GAVE US A MISSION TO CARRY THIS THING, NOT SURE WHAT IT DOES, DONT REALLY CARE, PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE SMASHED IT IN RETROSPECT. OH WELL.
HAD TO WAIT AWHILE WHILE THE WATER GUY PLAYED WITH HIMSELF UNDER GROUND, I WENT FAR TO LONG WITH OUT SMASHING SKULLS, IT WAS A SAD TIME. THE SAD THING ABOUT HIM IS HE CANT BE SMASHED, HOW DO YOU SMASH WATER??? FREEZE IT MAYBE…..MIGHT BE POSSIBLE BUT HE SMASHES WELL SO I SHALL WORK WITH HIM I THINK. I AM STUCK WITH A FEW OTHER TOO, THIS MAN THAT SPEAKS FUNNY AND SHOOTS THINGS. GUNS ARE FOR GIRLY MENS WHO DONT TO BE REAL MEN AND CRUSH PEOPLES BONES INTO PULP. SILLY GUNS, GUNS DONT HURT GIGAS. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE HAS NO GUNS, HE WILL BE FRAIL BONY FUNNY SOUNDING MAN, AND DONT FORGET SQUISHY HAHAHAHA.
THERE IS A PLANT MAN TOO, PLANTS, THEY BREAK UNDER FEET,WHAT CAN THEY DO TO GIGAS? NOTHING!!!HAHAHA. THERE IS THE PRETTY MAN TOO… HE IS TO PRETTY, PROBABLY LIKES OTHER PRETTY MEN. HE READS PEOPLES MINDS, GIGAS KNOWS HOW TO STOP THING, HAVE NOTHING IN HIS MIND TO READ! HEHEHE. OR MAYBE THINK ABOUT SMASHING, AND HIS MIND WILL GET SMASHED BY THE THOUGHTS OF SMASHING. I DONT THINK ABOUT THAT TO MUCH BECAUSE IT HURTS MY BRAIN.
ANY WAY, I AM GOING TO SMASH MORE THINGS IN SOME SEWER UNDER A BUILDING FILLED WITH GUNS. WHY DO WE NEED MORE GUNS, SO MORE PUNY GIRLY MANS CAN HID WITH THIER GUNS. OH WELL, I WILL SMASH MORE WIERD FRAIL ROBOT MENS WITH MY FIST AND THEY WILL NO THE POWER OF GIGAS!!!

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lol he no fun how you smash water haha awesome

WHAT I SMASHED
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