Necessary Evil

Evil gets necessary.

Fearsome Five Chronicles!

Here follows the account of the Liquidator… (session 1)

all the members of our resistance group found themselves in various stages of awakening aboard an alien transport craft. I immediately recognized Gigas taking up a bench designed for two sitting at the front of the skimmer and Quercus Alba to my immediate right. There were two others, besides guards, i didn’t immediately recognise. One was a metamorph that was wearing some equipment that belonged to Malic, but certainly didn’t look like the aryan race posterchild. The other was a svelte and weathered looking human sitting across the isle from Quercus and myself who i decidedly had not seen before. We all were wearing nullifier gauntlets and were off to some alien research facility no doubt to be flayed open by our inquisitive overlords!

Moments later the skimmer shifted violently and after a hard landing its doors blasted open by powers unknown. The transport guards engaged something or someone just out of sight beyond the transport doors. The broken bodies of the formidable looking guards beared mute witness to the power of what confronted them as they flew at varying trajectories into the bulkhead. The Liquidator was impressed. Quercus started producing a sappy type of resin quickly over filling his seat. Gigas rocked about violently while Malic had a the focused look of pedophile approaching a playground. The human was actually smoking though i have no idea how he lit a cigarette with his hands and feet bound. As the smoked cleared in strode Dr. Victor Von Doom dressed as if neither alien occupation or genocide could trump fashion. His metal face was shrouded by lavish purple and green cloaks and a hood. He spoke on the move as he took his place in the center isle saying “I am not in awe of you.” He surveyed each of us like a butcher might size up sides of beef thinking outloud as he patted each of us on the head. This was followed quickly by our extrication to yet another flying vessel though this one seemed more robust as we seemed to gain tremendous altitude… fast. Doom out of sight a new group of guards placed earpieces comm headsets on the five of us and opened a portside airlock. In freefall still bound with nullifier guantlets the commlinks winked to life, it was Doom. He had a job offer for us. Apparently we were falling towards a target of some consequence a prison which held Ms. Marvel. Doom wanted her rescued alive and said if we agreed to help him he would remove the nullifiers or if we prefered we could continue falling to our deathes. The decision was unanimous and the guantlets maglocks opened.

We were still falling and the air surrounding us was still thick with whatever the hell Quercus kept excreting but we had our powers back. One look at Malic revealed his face had returned to aryan and both him and the other human quickly deployed parachutes. Gigas did nothing but wobble around in mid air like a turtle on its back yelling hardily about himself in the third person as he crashed through the roof of the prisoner warehouse we were supposed to infiltrate. The fall should have killed him but he sprang to his feet and appeared no worse for wear yelling something about gravity being a girly man and needing a new tampon or something to that effect. A fountain of plant matter ushered Quercus Alba safely to the ground, while I formed a rotor and spun super sonic to create lift to break my fall.

Once inside we were surrounded instantly as Gigas’ screams were as loud as his fall through the roof had been. So much for the element of surprise. My allies and the other human who was tossed out of the shuttle with us engaged the prison guards and other elements of security in combat. Quercus was firing blanks, still clearly shaken by our most recent ordeal. Malic was quickly knocked to the ground by a drone as hand to hand combat wasn’t his forte. Down but not out he mind controled the guard eventually having him stab his cohort and them himself. The rangy russian whose name was Lev bagged a guard with his assult rifle that trailed down on a parachute shortly after he did. Gigas was smashing guards into the ground and into each other then tore the door off Ms. Marvel’s cell as The Liquidator used his trademark acme safe drop and nine iron form to good effect sending no less then three alien underlings back to their god! No false advertising here! A second hostage we would soon learn was named calystra pleaded for our help and we hastily agreed to release her. She dissappeared without so much as a thank you. At which point with our primary objective acquired and all resistance dominated the Fearsome Five got the heck outta dodge!


ok i was about 9 beers deep where i left off so my memory fails me about the events immediately following, i remember we talked to doom played alittle getting to know you then dipped to the old HQ and Lev went back to his house to get a fresh roll of socks to sew into the crotch of his pants for tomorrow….

Evil gets necessary.

Happenings of the day per Malic

So after allowing myself to be “captured” things did not go exactly as i had planned as i ended up in power inhibiting manacles that revealed my original appearance. Though it wasn’t a total loss as i was able to gather some minor intel on the ship and personel. As i was attempting to sort out how to best take control of the ship and release my partners when an extremely irritating event occured. Some fool in a halloween mask bust open the door and offers to “save” us. At this point i have no choice but to play along since now my entire plan has been compromised and i will never reach my desired destination.
And he had the nerve to talk down to me? Well isn’t that amusing. Let the fool think he is in control. I will play along until i have fulfilled what ever equivilant exchange is neccessary to make us even for him “saving” me. I will tolerate him fucking me over until he is of no further use.
After our new friend was done with his greetings he gave us a free flight to the ground…… I must say my patience is about done by this point. We agree to get one of his associates out of a secure facility in exchange for him not smashing us to the ground.
I quietly deploy my emergency chute while some of my other companions make a less……strategic approach to the situation. I quickly realize i am out of my element here. I try to find cover as best as i can which proves futile as i am quickly forced into melee. I destroy the guards pathetic mind and have him take care of the other guard that really seems to have taken a liking to me. I fail to notice a 3rd drone firing at me. I take a direct him and barely manage to avoid a serious wound. I quickly pull pistol #5 and fire an adhesive rnd with wonderous effect. I soon find relative safety near gigas and liquidater. After a few moments the rest of the drones were disabled and gigas somehow destroys the front of the cell as though he were merely dipping his hands in water. Truly this is an ally i must keep.
The ungrateful woman we released obviously had no training in social etiquette amd seemed as though she was easily panicked and generally scared in a way that annoyed me. Some other members of my party didn’t understand the importance of how your initial contact with a person can impact their usefulness to you. So i ended up speaking to her and liquidator at the same time through telepathy so we would be on the same page. The girl must have been a simple minded fool because from what liquidator told me she thought i was trying to mind rape" her. If this wasn’t bad enough it appears as if dr doom may have something to do with my voodoo friend.
So from this point i grabbed the remaining guard that was still under my control and took him back to hq for ….questioning. The others had pressing matters to attend to but i needed to take care of a few things myself, like track down this russian’s house and plant surveillance equipment. Later i found out that the new comer was allowed access to our hq. This is very troubling indeed. He can be dealt with if need be but my center of operations has now been compromised and i WILL be repaid for this one way or another/ And to top it off this russian Lev does not seem to have the capacity to comprehend and participate in a logical manner, strategies and planning that are neccesary for the success of this operation. For no wi will sort things out with my self and access the next course of action.

Evil gets necessary.

nice mike! looking good!

Evil gets necessary.

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