Necessary Evil

GIGAS DIARY OF SMASHING ENTRY 2

DEAR DIARY,
GIGAS HAS BEEN PLOTTING THE DEATHS OF THE ALIEN SCUM FOR SOME TIME NOW. GIGAS THINKS WE SHOULD HOLD ON TO THE OUT SIDE OF THEIR PUNY SPACE CRAFTS AND SNEAK INTO THE MOTHERSHIP AND CRUSH ALL THE BEINGS INSIDE MUAHAHAH. NOW THIS WAS HARD FOR GIGAS TO THINK OF BECAUSE BEING SNEAKY IS USALLY FOR THE WEAK SISSY FOLK. SO TO MAKE UP FOR THIS LACK OF MANLY GIGAS WANTS TO SMASH UP THE UNDERGROUND BASE THAT MALIC SPOKE OF (PUNY GIRLY MAN MAY HAVE SOME USE AFTER ALL) AND BURY THEM HEHEHE! GIGAS WILL BURST FORTH FROM THE ELVATORS CRUSHING AND PULVARIZING ALL SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS RWAAWRAWRAWR!!! THERE WILL BE CHORUS OF DRUMING AS ALIEN TITTIES FLAP IN THE WIND AS THEY RUN LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!!!
GIGAS HAD SOME TIME ON HIS HANDS WAITING FOR THE WEAKER MEMBERS OF THE PARTY TO RECOUPE AFTER RAIDING THE CITY HALL BUILDING. WHICH BY THE WAY WAS SUPER EASY. TO THINK THOSE MAGGOTS THINK THEY CAN STOP ALL THAT IS GIGAS HAHAH I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY. OH RIGHT SO WHILE WAITING GIGAS TALKED TO PLANT MAN AND HE SAID TO TRY TO CALM MYSELF BY WRITING POEMS, GIGAS THOUGH THIS WAS SILLY. BUT GIGAS GOT BORED AND MALIC WOULDN’T LET ME REMODLE HIS HOUSE (GIGAS THINKS IT NEEDS MORE OPEN SPACE, MAYBE REMOVE A FEW WALLS) SO GIGAS WROTE A HAIKU POEM ENJOY.
SMASH FACE GOOD DEATH (5)
MANY FOES CRUSH IN SQUISH PUDDLES (7)
FOR GIGAS PLEASURE (5)
GIGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMASH COUNT 8 HOMERUNS 2

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